Lost Points
>>> 3.1, "A Tale of Two Cities" <<<
+10 OMG Village points for The Others
+1 Haha you're dead now point for Ethan/Goodwin
-1 Book club point for Benry
+5 Shower scene points for Kate
+5 Breakfast points for Kate/Benry
-10 Fish biscuit hog points for Kate
+5 Almost as smart as the average bear points for Sawyer
+1 Fish biscuit sharing point for Sawyer
+0 :[ points for Jack
-5 Ima go this way OH SHIT GLASS WALL points for Jack
-5 IMA OPEN THE DOOR OH SHI- points for Jack
-5 Ass kicked by a girl points for Jack
+1 DON'T FUCK MY WIFE, DAD point for Christian
-5 Where the fuck is everybody? points for everybody else
>>> 3.2, "The Glass Ballerina" <<<
-5 Stone cold liar points for Jim Henson's Sun Babies
-5 Filthy whore points for Sun
+20 SHOOT A BITCH points for Sun
+5 Timing points for Sun's Dad
+5 Pearl necklace points for Baldy
-10 Defenestration points for Baldy
+5 Supplies Engrish points for Jin
+10 Beat the shit out of baldy who totally deserves it even though you didn't actually know it points for Jin
-10 Dur dur dur let's leave Sun on the boat dur dur points for Sayid
+5 It was totally worth it points for Sawyer
+5 Ass-kickin' points for Sawyer
-1 Fish biscuit breath point for Sawyer
+3 She really did look pretty good with that pickaxe points for Kate
+4 HEY! SHUT UP! points for that guy
-1 Girlfriend point for Danny
-1 Boat point for the group
+5 Victory points for the Red Sox
-5 Guys... where are we? points for everybody else
>>> 3.7, "Not in Portland" <<<
+1 y hello thar point for Ethan
+1 lol it's miami suckers point for the flashback
+2 So obviously Hawaii points for "Miami"
+20000 Eyeliner points for fruity dude from Suddenly Susan
+2 So obviously Hawaii points for "Portland"
+5 Trading up points for Edmund Burke
+10 "You suck, mom" points for Edmund Burke
+15 HOLYCRAPBUSTOTHEFACE points for Edmund Burke
+5 Probably fixed Jin's weiner points for Juliet
-5 Crybaby points for Juliet
+10 Hey Danny what's up check out my BEW BEW BEW BEW points for Juliet
-5 Impregnating a clearly dying/cancery/crazy woman and then ditching her hey that's probably pretty stupid and unethical points for Juliet
+5 Plottin' points for Jack
+5 Doctorin' points for Jack
-1 Oh hey why is that thing doing that oops point for Jack
+3 Jackface points for Jackface
+3 Silly nickname points for Sawyer
+5 NO DUDE I'M NOT DANNY I'M SAWYER oh wait I get it points for Sawyer
+1 Sawyer sure loves Star Wars point for Sawyer
-15 a bloo bloo bloo points for Kate
+5 Smarty-book points for Aldo
-2 Wookiee prisoner routine points for Aldo
-2 Shotguns hurt in my face points for Aldo
+5 Clockwork Orange points for Room 23
+1 Dennis the Menace point for Alex
<3 I <3 Carl point for Alex
+5 Genetically inherited crazy jungle skills points for Alex
+10 Daddy issues points for Alex
+1 "Danny" point for Carl
+1 Girlfriend point for Carl
-1 Girlfriend point for Carl
-1 zzzzzap point for Danny
+5 Qaulity time with the wife points for Danny
+2 I'm points for Tom by the way
+5 Well here's some interesting revelatory information about the OH SHIT WHAT'D YOU DO points for Tom
+2 Too much of a badass motherfucker to be knocked out by any wussy anaesthesia points for Ben
+5 Control points for Ben
+1 o hi2u again point for Ethan
+1 What I don't remember you saying anything about a bus that is just silly talk point for Captain Eyeliner
+5 Doin' some awesome stuff points for Locke HAHA JUST KIDDING
-20 Sick of the damn cage people points for the cage people
>>> 3.8, "Flashes Before Your Eyes" <<<
+20 HAHA YES FINALLY, THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT points for the non-cage people
-15 god damn it, where'd everybody other than Desmond go points for Lost
+20 Desmond is awesome points for Desmond
+0 YOU BETTER SAVE MY HOBBIT YOU DRUNKEN ASSHOLE OR SO HELP ME points for Desmond
-2 It's been a week and I don't want to think of any more of these points for the forum
>>> 3.9, "Stranger in a Strange Land" <<<
-25 fucking god damn cage people again points for the fucking god damn cage people
-20 abloo bloo bloo I'm a stupid whiny moron who makes bad decisions and then cries about it over and over points for Kate
-15 yippee another 95% Jack episode points for Lost
-25 horrible non-actor skank points for Jack's nasty pointless girlfriend
+1 I guess Ben is still pretty cool point for Ben
+2 Man, Sawyer sure is dreamy points for Sawyer
+1 Cowboy up point for Carl
-20 Worst Episode Ever points for Jack/Skank/Abloobloobloo-fest 2007
>>> 3.10, "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead" <<<
+5 Dead points for Tricia Tanaka
+10 lol meteor (asteroid?) points for Mr. Clucks
+10 Gross points for Hurley's Mom
+20 Daddy issues points for Hurley (about time he joined the club)
+10 Magic Bus points for Hurley
+10 Quality time with the ol' ball and chain points for Hurley
+5 Slap a mopey Hobbit in the FACE points for Hurley
+$10,000 Did my dad put you up to this points for Hurley
+5 Eat a salad fatty points for Cheech
-5 Made his son a fatty points for Cheech
+6 (at least) sass machine points for Sawyer
+1 Snuffy point for Hurley
+5 Sass points for Hurley
+1 Red neck man point for Sawyer (touche)
+5 Huuuuuuugs points for Sawyer and Hurley
+5 Hooked on phonics points for Sawyer
+5 Gettin' it on with Sun probably now that he knows how to not call her fat points for Jin
+5 Mocking John's faith in Eko's magic sun-reflecting Jesus stick points for Sayid
-10 Abloobloobloo you should apologize to me points for Kate
-10 I need help finding Jack, should I ask my good friends, the ever-handy Locke and Sayid, or go out by myself to hunt for the nut-job French Lady, who will then shoot at me immediately points for Kate
-5 Mopey points for Charlie
+5 Slapped in the FACE points for Charlie
+25 NOT DEAD YET MOTHERFUCKERS points for Charlie
+10 Sassy points for Charlie
+12 I love Charlie points for Charlie
+5 Work man points for Roger Workman
+25 No Jack/Cages/Others points for No Jack/Cages/Others
+25 Holy shit look it's EVERYBODY I LIKE points for EVERYBODY I LIKE
+2 Hey look, it's Paulo and Whats-her-face points for Paulo and Whats-her-face
>>> 3.11, "Enter 77" <<<
+20 Holy crap that was a good one points for Lost
+10 not in this one points for Jack
+5 Hey these guys DO got any milk points for Henry
+10 Top Chef points for Sayid
+20 Batman points for Sayid
-1 Batman point for easily-trapped flashback Sayid
+10 Seriously he's the damn Batman points for the human lie-detector/hatch-spotter/map-figure-out-really-quick-er Sayid
+5 HARDCORE GAMER points for Locke
+5 Checkmate points for Locke
-5 Distracted by Battlechess 100 points for Locke
-5 HEY GUYS I TOTALLY BEATED THE CHESS GAME OH FUCK EXPLOSION but really it wasn't totally his fault because nobody told him about the damn explosives everywhere points for Locke
+10 Not completely worthless for once points for Kate
-5 Incredibly conspicuous and drawn out D: points for Kate
-1 Slight abloo bloo blooing point for Kate
+15 Badass Russian Dude points for Eyepatch
+5 EYEPATCH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE points for Eyepatch yes I stole that one
+0 Hey guys it's me the black lady no wait never mind points for the Black Lady
+0 Man Lost really hates black people points for Lost
+10 Who the hell are you? points for Sawyer
-10 Who the hell are you? points for Nicki
-5 Give Sawyer back his fucking stuff you ass points for Paolo
+6 Sass-machine points for Sawyer
-10 Sass machine turned off for a week points for Sawyer
-1 You totally can't play ping-pong with a wiffle ball points for the wiffle ball
+5 Borrowed Sawyer's sass machine points for Hurley
+5 Haha nice Dharma is totally wiped out OR ARE THEY MAN I HAVE NO IDEA points for Dharma
+10 Man I really liked that one and it felt super short points for Me
>>> 3.12, "Par Avion" <<<
+1 Eyeball opener yet again points for Claire's eyeball
-10 Sass machine points for Sawyer
-5 Seatbelt points for Claire's Mom
+5 Hot depressed goth girl points for Claire
+20 Like, totally unexpected daddy issues points for Claire
-5 haha just kidding DUH points for Claire's Dad Is Jack's Dad
+10 Yeah, maybe if you'd told him about the C4 he wouldn't have blown the place up you stupid dicks! points for Locke
+5 oh he knew about the C4... uh... well I don't know then but he's still awesome points for Locke
+5 OOPS points for Locke
-5 Bitching at Locke points for Kate
-5 Well John, let me just reveal this crucial piece of backstory that you used to be paHEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS OVER HERE! points for the French Lady
+2 English points for Jin
-2 Inappropriate time for mom stories points for Sun
+5 dead points for Eyepatch
-5 I miss Eyepatch already points for Eyepatch
+2 oh shit bird flu RUN AWAY points for Charlie
+20 HAHA NOT DEAD YET, FUCKERS points for Charlie
+10 Claire points for Charlie
+5 points for Charlie
+5 That scene from Scrubs where Cox plays football with JD/Jordan points for Jack and Nobeard
+10
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>>> 3.13, "The Man from Tallahassee" <<<
+100 MASTER EXPLODER points for Locke
+100 He's the god damn Batman points for Locke
-5 Oops points for Locke getting the kid killed
+10 Sassin' the Ben points for Locke
+10 Island Locke points for Locke
-2 Why the heck did Locke go for a swim after he rigged the sub points for Locke
-8 Stories points for Locke
+5 "I've got a sign" points for Locke
+5 DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN'T DO points for Physical Therapy Queer
-20 
points for Kate
+5 Crucial information distribution points for Sayid
+10 OLD MAN TACKLE points for Original Sawyer
+20 Dick points for Original Sawyer
+5 Hi2u points for Mascera Man
+10 Dark meat points for Ben
+5 bed goes up! bed goes down. bed goes up! bed goes down. points for Ben
+5 Your MOM's in a wheelchair points for Ben
+10 Universe A / Universe 1 points for the Magic Box
+10 Oh snap, you gonna get loved tenderly points for the Dick In A Box
-5 Selfish fucker points for Jack
+5 Yeah, fuck those assholes (especially Kate) points for Jack
+6 points for Jack (no conversion)
+25 Gigantic lying whore points for "oh what did they tell you surely not that I boned Sawyer for no reason at all because that TOTALLY DIDN'T HAPPEN EVEN IF YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN :[" Kate
+3 points for Charlie
-1 Submarine points for The Others
+1 haha, burn! point for the Submarine
-1 (Totally justified) abloo bloo bloo points for French Lady
+10 Darn nice rec room points for the Others
-2 HEY LOOK IT'S MICHAEL! points for Accidental Racism
>>> 3.14, "Exposé" <<<
+10 CLIP SHOW points for Lost
+5 Ultra-self-referential points for Lost
+5 Bulletproof breasts points for Nikki's Boobs
+5 Old man murder points for Nikki and Paulo
+5 IT'S SHANNON HI SHANNON points for Shannon
+5 IT'S BOONE HI BOONE points for Boone
+5 IT'S ETHAN HI ETHAN points for Ethan
+10 IT'S ARTZ HI ARTZ points for Artz
+50 HOLY SHIT IT'S LANDO HI LANDO points for FUCKING LANDO
+5 lol tree-plane points for the Tree Plane
+5 lol the Pearl points for the Pearl
+5 lol Adam and Eve points for Adam and Eve
+5 lol Ben points for Ben
+5 lol Kate is a bitch points for Kate is a bitch
+5 lol Paulo pees points for Paulo pees
+5 Jiggle booby show for Artz
+2 Animal Farm points for Junior High
+5 Power Lines / Paulo Lies / Plywood points for Nikki
+10 Dead points for Nikki
+5 Who the hell is Nikki? points for Sawyer
+5 Who the hell Nikki is (was) points for Nikki
+5 Quit smoking points for Paulo
-5 Haha fat lot of good it'll do you points for Paulo
-2 Poor sap points for Paulo
+3 English points for Jin
+3 MY MAN'LL KICK YOUR ASS (snap snap snap) points for Sun
+2 Attempted detective points for Hurley
-2 Failed detective points for Hurley
+5 Conscience points for Charlie
-1 Hot ladies who don't hate him point for Charlie
-2 Pretty lame superpower points for Desmond
+1 Lesson point for Sawyer
+1 Hey I hear the monster point for the Monster Sound
+1 Lawsuit points for Alfred Hitchcock
+10 That shot of somebody's eyes that they love to use at the beginning/end of a scene points for dead Nikki and Paulo
>>> 3.15, "Left Behind" <<<
+20 Lamest/Awesomest Con of All Time points for Hurley
+2 Rotund and annoying points for Hurley
+5 Campaign Manager points for Hurley
+15 Cutey pie points for Sawyer
-2 Stinky points for fishy Sawyer
+2 Doesn't like blankets points for Sawyer
+5 Decent points for Sawyer
+5 Leader points for Sawyer until Jack comes back and screws everything up some more
-50 Abloo bloo bloo bloo blooooooooooooooooooooooooooo points for Kate
-10 HAHA FUCK YOU BITCH BRINGIN' ME A SANDWICH I CLUB YOUR ASS points for Kate
-10 Total failure to club Juliet's ass points for Kate
-10 More wasting food points for Kate
-10 NO GET YOUR LOGIC AWAY FROM ME BITCH I SNAP YOUR ARM points for Kate
-10 Terrible person points for Kate
-10 I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHY YOU TURNED ME IN FOR STRAIGHT UP ROASTING YOUR HUSBAND'S DING DONG points for Kate
-10 Seriously bad decision making all around points for Kate
-10 JACK LOVES ME THAT'S WHY HE TOLD ME NOT TO COME FOR HIM OH WAIT HE SAW ME BONING SOME OTHER GUY I'M A FREAKIN' RETARD points for Kate
-20 ABLOOOOOOOO points for Kate
+3 Lesbian mud-wrestling prison break movie points for Kate and Juliet
+5 Totally a spy DUH DUH points for Juliet
+5 LOL K BYE points for Locke
-10 Dumb as Kate points for Jack
+2 Smarter than the two dumbest people on the island points for Sayid
+15 Awesome monster is AWESOME points for the Monster
+10 Useful points for the fence
+5 lol hi Cassidy points for Cassidy
-10 Worthless flashback points for Worthless Flashback
-2 Wrinkly points for Aaron
+3 LOL WHAT VOTE points for Charlie
+5 points for Charlie
+2 You guys I bet Locke told Ben he didn't really blow up the submarine and they took it to SUPER SECRET THIRD ISLAND where they're gonna have a pizza party points for Crazy Theories
>>> 3.16, "One of Us" <<<
-100 Shitty ass points for my DVR
-100 Non-widescreen non-HD points for iTunes
-25 Retard points for Jack
-10 Seriously, what a dumbass points for Jack
-5 Jesus, why the hell are you people still following the lead of the asshole who admittedly was about to abandon you and has now brought home an Other to infiltrate you and poke Claire and probably Sun and maybe even Kate with shit in a non-sexy way points for Everybody except Sayid and Hurley and maybe Kate
+2 Not the dumbest person in this episode points for Kate
+5 ICE COLD points for Hurley
+5 Smrt points for Sayid
+2 Sass-machine points for Sawyer
+2 I'm nice! Love me! points for Sawyer
+2 Son of a bitch points for Jack
+1 Huuuuuuuugs point for Sawyer (and everybody else)
-1 Leader point for Sawyer
+2 Posse points for Sawyer and Sayid
+5 Cute even while spewing blood everywhere points for Claire
+1 Chahlee point for Claire
+3 Correctly suspicious points for Charlie
+4 Daddy points for Charlie
+10 Totally Spies points for Juliet
+5 Acting points for Juliet
+10 Not a liar points for Ben
+5 Seeya in a week points for Ben
+5 omg who is Jacob points for Jacob
+5 Ethan points for Ethan
>>> 3.17, "Catch-22" <<<
+25 AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKSHITFUCK points for me
+5 Constant internet nerd forced blowjobs till the end of the season points for That Vaughn Guy
+1 Anti-sass-machine loophole point for Sawyer
+5 Angry ping pong points for Sawyer
+5 Afternoon delight points for Sawyer
+1 Ping pong game every 108 minutes points for the Island OR IT WILL EXPLODE
-10 ABLOOBLOO SEX points for Kate
-15 Filthy whore points for Kate
-5 EWW DON'T LICK THAT AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME, GROSS points for Kate
+3 Phil Collins points for Kate
-3 Phil Collins points for Bernard
-3 Still pretty dumb points for Jack
+5 Buddies with Sawyer points for Jack
-3 Uhoh he's pissed at you now but you don't know it yet points for Jack
-5 Liar skill points for Hurley
+2 Stepladder points for Hurley
+3 English points for Jin
+5 Camping points for Jin
+5 SPOOOOOOOKY points for Jin
+5 Could totally outrun Superman points for Flash
+5 Colonel Bogey March points for Charlie and Jin and Hurley (omg Bogey was on Lost hi2u Bogey)
-5 ARROW'D points for Charlie
+10 awwww what a nice fella points for Charlie
-5 Oh god not another BFF Who Wants Him Dead points for Charlie
-5 ARROW'D points for Guitar
+10 Cutey pie points for Charlie
+5 BRUTHA ORIGIN STORY points for Desmond, brutha
+5 Delicious charity wine points for Desmond
-5 MAN DON'T YOU DARE points for Desmond
-5 SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT points for Desmond
+5 Ok then. points for Desmond
-2 Wait how the hell did he expect that to work out if Charlie was shooted in the throat anyway? like Hurley and Jin would just dump his corpse and keep wandering around looking for a parachuter? points for Desmond
+5 PENNY ORIGIN STORY points for Penny
+5 Hey you're not Penny who the heck are you points for Rat Face Parachute Girl